SOoo, This morning I am reaching out to all you HANDSOME, HARDWORKING, GENEROUS, and all around SIMPLY AMAZING FUCKING MEN!!!💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻I am L👀KING for a "FEW GOOD MEN".....if interested please read on...👱🏻♀💄💋THANK YOU!! - 36

So, I will do my best not to waste my time or yours...Obviously, I am posting this ad right now for various reasons, just as YOU, happen to be sitting here reading it! Sit for a moment and seriously give a little thought to the reasons that you're REALLY on this site and reading my ad 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵 OKAY!! I'll assume you had time to think about it...and WHATEVER that reason may be, I would love to help you with it....and let's hope that I can!! Unfortunately, TODAY...I am moving, (JUST DOWN THE ROAD..CHILL CHILL!! Hahaha...) Anyhow, I found a charming little spot nearby and today is the day I need to finish packing the UHaul, shut the door and drive down the road just to unload it all...all the while kinda standing there feeling a little akward, but i tell myself, "This will be your MOST FABULOUS SPOT YET!" In order to get to this part of my day, I need to hand over a shit ton of money to the property manager so she will hand over the keys, and that way I won't have to worry about squatters rights! Haha!! OKAY OKAY...the moral to my story is that I am currently a little short on the deposit they're wanting and I need to get to that number this morning! So...I am hoping yall will text me or call me, whichever you prefer and I am hoping some of you will be more than willing to help out a hot blonde in need...believe me, I will be more than willing to help you out as well!! Whatever you can help with today, you'll be credited with for future visits (I'll even throw in a special request..) Also looking to do some personal assistant work and I have many skills...from home to office and I would LOVE to be your right hand, aiming to make your day run a little smoother, and make you smile a little more! I'll be waiting to hear from you, eager to discuss some possibilities! Thanks for taking the time to read my post...will be back to work as usual by the end of the day!! 😘😘😘 ♥Sam